My Favorite Silly Animal Is
A horse and dog mixed up.
I will call it a horog or a dorse.
It likes to eat meat, it makes a naying noise,
Has eight legs and likes to dance.
It loves to chase the mailman!
A dragon and a turtle, combined.
He’s tall with a shell on his back.
He’s scaley green and flat black.
He always dreams about Abraham
Lincoln. He can’t help it.
A three-headed giraffe.
One head is a girl and the other two
Are brothers. They smell like garbage.
They love Pizza Hut.
They are yellow and orange,
And don’t get along with themselves.
A dog and dragon put together.
His name is B. Dog and his favorite music
Is rock and hip hop and Kiss.
He likes to play video games and go
To the stadium.
He’s a pimped out bro.
A bat who changes color
Depending if she’s sleepy, happy,
Or wants attention.
She turns the color of a rainbow
Whenever it rains.
Her name is Moodee Bat!
Hunchy the monkey
Who plays gitar with his feet
And has shape shifting powers.
It walks and flys without wings.
It dances. It has fur and hair.
It can be anything you want it to be.
A camel mixed with a cangaroo.
Camaroo likes to sky dive, and when he’s happy
He eats ice cream.
So he tries to stay happy.
He growels in his sleep, but it’s a good growel.
Don’t get him mad, though,
Because he’ll box you upside the head!
Warning: do not get him mad.
If he looks cranky,
Offer him ice cream,
Then back up!