My gold trophys say, You deserve it!
My annoying older brother says, wah wah wah wah wah.
My TV says, “Watch New York Minute!”
My cat says, I love you for petting me.
My brown and soft bunny said, give me a hug!!!!!
My cool dog says, let me out!
My crazy food says, Let’s get TNT and blow something up.
My black TV says, Hey, stop doing homework and paint your nails.
My bedroom door says, I am a dumb thing.
My PSP says, go wash dishes and clean your room.
My skateboard says, Can you say SKATE PARK?!
My black and white skunk says, play with me.
My fast dirt bike says, Ride me Ride me Ride me.
My brother who is ugly says, please make me look non-ugly.
My pink i-pod says, quick clicking me!
My white Wii said, “I’m overheated, turn me off!”
My toys said, let’s form a marching band.
The black cat says, ruuuuuuuuuub me, meow, now, meow.
My bouncy bed tells me, Stop jumping on me!
My Nintendo says, quit using me like for forever or I’ll move out.
My soooft pillow says, You’re squishing me.
My bed says, Get. Off.
My old dog says, may I sleep all day please.
My pet monkey says, clean my cage, bub!
My old fashioned TV says, Turn me off.
My fat cat says, feed me.
My solar system light says, put some batteries in me so I can shine, dummy.
My self says to me, Who are you looking at.